hmm... today woke up and went to practice.... did practice... for lunch break mom took me and chris to subway.... stefan is a fagggggot.... then went back to practice.... came home and ate.... not much more than that.... tomaro practice is only 3 hours!!!!!!!!!! (yes chris i will see harold and kumar go to white castle... .just for u)

today i am not forgetting the random quotes:

hmm well i was bored so i did this from karens xanga.... im always doing things from karens xanga >.<:

Complete The Sentence
I once had a dream... actually i didnt
I'm only racist towards... azns
I don't even know why I... cant get these dam needle things stuck in my hand from up downs
I'd give anything to have sex with... brad pitt
Nothing sucks more than... these dam splinter/needle things
If I had six bucks i'd buy... subway
It's hot. I should take off my... clothes
It's always more fun when... im naked
You can't eat steak without... steak sauce?
You better shut up before I... bust out my ballsacks
I really like you and everything but... im not gay

What would you do if...
A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: smile and try to get his number ;).
Somebody was about to steal your car?: whip out my ballsack and slap them across the face
You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed? id go take a shower
You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: use it to force them to see my view
The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: karen u dont have oral herpes do u?
You had three wishes? id wish for more wishes
The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal-smoking... that shit is so disgusting legalized.........i duno
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: i would tell her she sux and then id help her out
You had a time machine?: hoe man that would be awesome
FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: i duno

Would you rather....
Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer... cuz my grandmas got it
Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport... cuz u could go places u couldnt with flying and shit
Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future
Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: dude being really fat would be fun.... for like... 10 minutes...
Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: february 29 cuz then id be like 20 years younger than everyone
Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: whats the difference?
Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: i duno
Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang gliding would be tight
Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: dude ninja!

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
Courage: the cowardly dog?
Driver: golf.. hhahahaahahaha
Yoga: stretching
Bakery: bread
Roach: stefan
Mushroom: pizza
Sprung: doioioioiing (get it)
Exotic: dancer (in other words... me)
Pythagorean: thm..... right triangles...... a²+b²=c²... then theres the "real" pythagorean thm but im not smart enough to actually remember that...something like a²+b²=c²-2cosA² or something like that.... sofies probably guna correct me but w/e.... i duno... maybe i shouldnt have thrown my math notebook away

Miscellaneous
What is your definition of love?: balls
List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: hmmm... lets see.... dont want to make this too obvious....dont want every1 knowing who i like.... lets see 1) she has a nose 2) shes got a mouth... and uh.... 3) her name is karen chen
Who or what is your worst enemy?: stefan... and mrs schrager cole
Who is the last person you kicked?: hoe man... i duno... thats probably a really long time ago
If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: PENIS MAN..... hell yea... power through bitches!
Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: aw shit... um.... wendy?
What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you? so many romantic things from PE... hard to choose just one... isnt that right WUsan and Blood Angus?

What Is Your opinion?
"Girls are nothing but drama.": some girls are...
"Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": soo true (ive seen almost every episode... except the new ones....)
"Kentucky is way better than Cali": OMG NO.... Kentucky sux.... CT sux too... but thats not part of this question.... CA owns joo
"There's nothing wrong with stealing.": there's something wrong with stealing
"Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": BALLS are the answer to all of ur questions
"You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": balls
"Music is stupid.": RAP/EMO/PUNK music is stupid
"Your car sucks.": ur balls suck

ok yea um lets see... yesterday football then karen came over.... today football then travis is coming over cuz i have to baby sit him... hahaahaha and hes like 6 months older than me....well i got these little shits stuck in my hand from up downs and i tried taking them out with tweezers and it didnt work so theyre making me mad! yea and the random quotes:

chris: "but hes like hitler fast..... i forgot his name"
me: "devin"
chris: "yeah!!!"

bored and tired did this:

1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold/underline the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold/underline is false.
4. Comments in ( )

01. I miss somebody right now
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
09. I've watched porn movies for more than 2 hours straight... no hbo bs
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton (who the fuck?)
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have a nice butt, (men) am packing. (im too fat for that shit)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain (we need some more)
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery
26. I need money right now!
27. I love sushi (karen!)
28. I talk really, really fast (actually i tend to mumble)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past (halloween)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months (nothing important... jm kinda lies.... that most people dont even consider lies... like "do i look fat" "fuck yea u do" when they dont) 
40. I know how to do cornrows
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have mood swings
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am always single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my LiveJournal/GreatestJournal/Blurty/Xanga
58. I don't hate anyone
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington Er.
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone (get it? #69.... crush... get it)
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything 
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (stefan is dating 2 girls... one is a year younger and the other is 2... and hes only 10)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes (sometimes...)
81. I'm online 24/7
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before (whose dad has never given them a sip of beer?)
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie (i wish... BLAME CANADA)
86. I have avoided assignments at work or school to be on Xanga (Or be online in general)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy country music
89. I enjoy rap (FUCK RAP)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career (how u think i got that A- in schrager-cole ;))
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all (how could u not love him... he looks like a girl and has so much plastic surgery... hes a real man)
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex close friend
99. I'm happy as of this moment

well yesterday hell yea was tight.... got up.... went to the beach... which wasnt that great.... cold as hell... fucked up chrisz foot cuz he body gloved me and i chased him down to get him back and he tripped me and i stepped on his foot... but i got him bacik.... then we went back... got ready and shit... and went to..... VAN HALEN!.... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking tight...first band came up... played 3 songs... left... only like 15 minutes... then.... intermission... then.... VAN HALEN... first... they play JUMP.... then a couple other songs... then alex van halen goes for a drum solo... pretty tight... he looks old and azn.. its funny...... then a couple more songs...one of them being UNCHAINED... then.... eddie van halen guitar solo!!!... fucking like 16 minutes long... included eruption and other shit too... his son came out and played with him... then... BOOM.... DREAMS, AINT TALKIN BOUT LOVE, and RIGHT NOW... then they thought they could leave and we were like fuck no ur not leaving... and so they come back and play U REALLY GOT ME and PANAMA... then again they thought they could leave... and were like FUCK NO UR LOT LEAVING... so they come back and play 1 more song... but they didnt play running with the devil... or dance the night away... or hot for teacher.... but it was still soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking tight..... hoe man... then we went home and went to sleep after a little while... at like 1 30... woke up at 7 30 and left right away... came home... got home at like 9 20... ate and got ready for football... went for football... got equipment... did practice... which was pretty gay... all we did was stretch... run a little... then do some formation crap about huddles and i formation... right.... white... blue...fucking coach put me on O LINE..... WTF?!... there were like 35 people there... and he made 15 of us o line.... what a fag... then we played with the aw fuck whats it called... god dammit...it had a funny name... w/e its the thing with all the fake guys and u push it... then we ran a mile.... then we came back and all the other people that werent supposed to be on o line (lucky faggots) did 40 push ups and 80 sit ups while us fatty o linemen did bullshit stance practice and pushing shit... gay as hell... came home and did nothing at all... yea... its great...

well havent written in a while.... uh... lets see... um.... uh... on friday... gahh.... what did i do on friday??....wait its comin back to me... um...uh... gahhh.... i dont really remember... um... i balled up with weber and paul and thomas.... then... took a shower.. and uh... FUCK... y cant i remember shit?...ummmmm... O YEA i went and saw alien vs predator with travis and logan... then i chilled at home for a while... took a nap.... played some video games... but aim wasnt working so i was like god dammit.. so i went to travisz house and watched some chappel show with rick james and the player haters ball and shit and it was tight... then we watched the perfect score witch was a pretty funny movie but i predicted all of that shit... roy was the tightest.... sooo tight... then we played some socom and i fell asleep...next day i went home and helped my dad work on the side of the yard and shit.... then i was bored as hell so i actually called karen and she came over and we chilled for a while... but she got picked up at 4 but her mom brought us sushi... blaine was like orgasming in his pants... but he was kinda like gahh cuz we coudlnt find out what the mystery meat was in some of the sushi... i said that one was eel and the other was fish...... it was good.... then uh... stefans lil friends came over and i dominated them at halo.... 15 - 0 - 0... pretty sadthen i went over to gregs house and chilled there... then i got picked up the next morning and came over to zacks house... and im there right now.... went to the beach but i just slept cuz i woke u p too early... then we went and ate chinese food (JOHN)... good shit... now were chillin and playin some super nintendo... good shit....